-wait, what?

You will notice that only the first one is actually 10 words. Fuck limits.

1. Angst.

He smashed another picture. Why wouldn’t his Jade come back?

2. AU (WTF IDEFK)

He came back, eventually. Dist hugged what was left of dear Jade.

3. Crack!fic

“Look, it’s my newest inventi-”

“And it is not going anywhere near or in me.”

4. Crossover (Girl Genius)

The brightest stars were the first to die, and so it was with Sparks. Dist tightened another bolt.

5. First time

It was the magic in that first time Dist remembered, when they saw the Professor rise before them again and felt the power of creation course through them both.

6. Fluff

Jade hated pitiful things. He resolved to make Saphir less pitiful and pulled a blanket over the boy’s shivering form.

7. Humor

The first time Dist got too close to an outlet, Jade doubled over trying not to laugh. The second through tenth times, he put the socket too close to Dist.

8. Hurt/Comfort

“Saphir was a bothersome child,” Jade said, spear at Dist’s fluttering throat, “But he was my friend. It is a pity Dist killed him.”

9. Smut

Dist grabbed dual handfuls of Jade’s wondrous hair and kissed him, far too distracted to notice his feeble, half-drugged resistance.

10. UST

Jade told himself it was only curiosity. After all, Peony was distracted by Nephry, and Saphir had always been interested.

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kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

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Yay for fucked up pairings 8D

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I shall be original and ask for. Uh.

...I shall be not original and ask for Jade/Edgeworth. Either verse. 8)

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Ok some of these are shitty and I fail at Hurt/Comfort. WHATEVER.

TSTverse

1. Angst.

Miles had gone down before his ship, and the sheer wrongness of it all placed a tinge of sorrow on even Jade’s expression.

2. AU

“Doctor, I need to you look at the victim one more time.”

“You have the autopsy report.”

“...I need some specific information.”

3. Crack!fic

Naturally, that was precisely when Peony decided to barge in.

4. Crossover (Trigun yeah wtf why not)

He hadn’t thought it would work, but then young Miles had appeared in the SEED, fully formed and staring at him with a weight beyond his years.

5. First time

It was a terrible idea, but the recovery had left that damned doctor momentarily speechless and Edgeworth intended to keep it that way.

6. Fluff

Jade liked walking with Pess, if only because it was a rare opportunity to see Edgeworth look his age.

7. Humor

“What the fuck is that.”

“It’s perfectly harmless, and could prove interesting~”

“It. Has. Tentacles.”

8. Hurt/Comfort

They’d had a ‘discussion’ about the captain, and Edgeworth refused to speak to him for three weeks. After the close call with the pirates though, Jade found himself unexpectedly dragged from his chair and thrown across the desk.

9. Smut

One time, they agreed to stop the power games. What resulted was violent, rough, and left all over the apartment.

10. UST

Edgeworth told himself he only gasped because Jade’s hands were cold on his bare and injured shoulder.

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Ok this one is better yay

QNverse

1. Angst.

Shooting Curtiss had hurt more than he’d though it would.

2. AU

They’d happened upon each other in the dining car - a well-learned gentleman and an eager young student.

3. Crack!fic

“Curtiss, why is their a succubus in my foyer.”

“Oh, my apologies. Would you prefer an incubus?”

4. Crossover (Girl Genius because I‘m creative)

He envied Curtiss beyond measure. Years of hard work and study, and that damn Spark surpassed him without trying.

5. First time

The first time had been after Edgeworth’s transformation, when he was still raw with power and pain and needed to dominate something. Jade acquiesced, for science.

6. Fluff

“Call it what you will, but my door is always open. The…observations are merely your rent.”

7. Humor

Edgeworth huddled behind the bookshelf and glared magnificently at Curtiss. “What made you think summoning that thing was a good idea?!”

“It’s for science, of course.”

8. Hurt/Comfort

It wasn’t every day Edgeworth went to apologize for shooting someone in the face six times. Of course, one look at Curtiss’ smug and perfect face made him think about trying it again, just in case it worked.

9. Smut

Jade’s hands were tied so tightly he had lost feeling in them hours ago, but the precautions were well worth the sight of Edgeworth straddling him like that.

10. UST

“Don’t meddle with my affairs,” Curtiss whispered against the shell of his ear, “unless you’re interested in the results.”

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COUNTER-PROMPT: Jade/Kristoph yes you heard me 8)

Edited on 2009-05-13 03:57 am (UTC)

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Don't blame me for lack of quality.

1. Angst
Both of them always had their secrets to keep from each other.

2. AU
Kristoph was always interested in fomicry, which was why his first request upon being an officer was to meet with the infamous Necromancer.

3. Crack!fic
"...might I ask what is the meaning of this?"

"I just thought I'd be a good stepsibling and replace all those bottles that you smashed back earlier~"

4. Crossover (Persona Series)
Kristoph might be under The Fool, but Jade would very much like to think that he was with The Devil instead.

5. First Time
The quartermaster immediately blamed it on the alcohol the first thing they woke up, but the doctor only smiled mysteriously.

6. Fluff
He'd never admit just how much he enjoyed his little discussions with Curtiss, because that was like admitting that the scientist was smarter than him.

7. Humour
After rustling through his documents once, the quartermaster swore never to do it again - especially not after that one report on some 'Placeboo 42' thing.

8. Hurt/Comfort
Jade only sighed as he knocked on the door of Kristoph's officer - really, just because he failed on one thing didn't mean that he had to make it up by overworking himself to death.

9. Smut
Somehow it wasn't so surprising to see that someone as controlled and composed as Gavin could still be so uncontrollable in times like these.

10. UST
Curtiss was only his stepsibling; nothing more, and nothing less.

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You know you want it.

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No I don't. At all. :|

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Also I command you to write Jade/Rou for me.

8D

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kekeke....

For a pairing, I give thee, MOD ORGY. Any and all combinations welcome. (You said you would write it and you never did. I have proof!

8:08:32 PM kindalikeutopia: ....I am totally writing this up seriously

SEE. :| )

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Agatha/Ema.

You heard me.

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Ooooh look something to take advantage of!

Yuri/Estelle~ ♥

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1. Angst.

When he saw her again, after what Alexei had done, he roared in raw rage and sorrow, and charged forward, heedless of the consequences.

2. AU (TST lololololol)

"But-! But you're the Captain!"

"That doesn't mean I can just turn the crew around and head out on a job that might not even pay- ....oh c'mon now, don't start crying, that's just, aghk."

3. Crack!fic

"Estelle, you cannot be serious."

"But now we can match!"

"Not with bunny ears."

4. Crossover ()

5. First time

He tried - no, really, he tried - so hard not to smirk, but after that first kiss Estelle had turned as pink as her hair.

6. Fluff

"Y-Yuri! I d-don't really think this is appropriate-"

"Just be quiet and let me sleep." Yuri breathed roughly into her neck, and promptly fell asleep.

7. Humor

"Yeah! We kicked their asses! ......Yuri, what are asses?"

Yuri groaned.

8. Hurt/Comfort

He held her - awkwardly because he wasn't used to holding people, least of all princesses - after Alexei's hold had finally broken. He wasn't sure what to do, but holding her small, shaking frame meant he didn't have to see her sobbing and remember how close he was to breaking too.

9. Smut

Yuri kissed her just above her navel and paused when she started giggling.

"Estelle, you're sort of ruining the moment here."

"I know, I just - hee hee! - your hair tickles a little."

Yuri grinned wickedly and brushed his hair all along her ribs, sending her into bouts of warm laughter.

10. UST

Yuri made a rather undignified sound as Estelle suddenly placed her hands on his exposed chest.

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SOB I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME SHIP THINGS

FROM CANONS I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED

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SOB WHY ARE THEY JUST SO

CUTE AND SWEET TOGETHER

AND OMG THE

FLUFF

KILLED ME

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I now want Yuri/Uni.

Yes.

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...

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wat

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Yuri/Uni,

theskytides-verse

1. Angst

When he found out the first thing he did was step away. The glass jars she kept in the infirmary looked too easy to break.

Two tables and four chairs later he hunched over in the silence of his room, fists grasping at empty air, and tried not to think about why. It had been too much to expect for her to trust him.

He'd hoped for it anyway.

2. AU (mafia!AU?)

His gaze met hers over the car's rolled down window, and Uni found herself holding her breath.

"You shouldn't," she began, nonsensically. "It's--"

He smirked and looked past her to address her driver. "Take her home," he said, slipping his gun out of its holster. "I'll handle this."

3. Crack!fic

"I don't... understand," she said slowly.

He sighed. Maybe he should have expected this. "It's complicated," he said. "Trust me."

Uni looked dubious, but she obeyed anyway. She always did.

Five hours later, when he woke up, clad in frilly petticoats, an even frillier dress, and cat ears, of all things, tied to a mast back to back with Jabu, he began to wish he hadn't asked for one of Uni's sedatives in the first place.

4. Crossover (...fairy tale? IDK)

She's a girl made out of snow and he wonders if she'll melt when he touches her.

But then she wakes up and looks at him, and he can't help but look back.

5. First time

For all the cool professionalism that marks her work, she's always been afraid of contact. The first time she does so she thinks he's asleep, and he cracks an eye open to glimpse slender white fingers hovering over his face just before they gently brush against his cheek.

6. Fluff

She's not used to kindness. Not real kindness, not affection for its own sake. He can tell all too easily: she's always cool and calm and never says no, but when he thanks her she always acts a little surprised, as if she's not sure what to do with his gratitude.

So he decides to show her, instead. One morning she appears at his quarters, a white kitten in her arms and confusion written all over her face.

"Sir," she says. Then stops on the verge of saying something, blinks up at him. "That is--" another pause, "--I am not sure if one would be allowed to--"

"Go ahead," he says, feigning indifference even though deep inside he can't help feeling warm at the way her hands are already getting used to cradling the little cat, "keep it."

A few days later he happens to pass by the infirmary. The door is ajar, and when he peeks in he sees her slumped over her desk, asleep, the kitten nestled against her cheek. Yuri smiles and walks on.

7. Humor

"Sir, it's--"

"I told you, just Yuri."

Uni opened and closed her mouth several times, but no sound came out.

"It's not that hard to say."

"Um," she said intelligently. A flustered pause. "You're not supposed to--"

Whether or not he was supposed to didn't matter; he had work to do, so he stood up anyway. A crash. She bent over his prone form, doing her best not to wring her hands. "I was trying to say-- please do not attempt to move until you recover, sir, I've been telling you--"

"Maybe I'll remember to stay in bed," he grinned, "if you remember my name."

She stared at him, the paleness of her face slowly turning a rather pleasing shade of red.

8. Hurt/Comfort

She'd tried to blame herself. He wouldn't let her -- he twisted the dagger from her hand and held her as she wept. When she calmed down she bandaged the cuts on his fingers, her tears marking the gauze she used to wrap the wounds.

"I'm sorry," she whispered as she cradled his hands in hers, over and over again. For each time she apologized he shook his head, repeated the words.

It's all right.

9. Smut

He overwhelms and frightens and fascinates and compels and, kissing him, Uni feels like drowning. She shouldn't-- she belongs to another, she knows, but he's so warm and she can't say no to someone she's sworn to serve and he makes her feel. Just feel. When he cups her cheek in a callused hand and murmurs her name, she wonders if she can forget all those other things. Even if it's just for a little while.

10. UST

It's not wrong, is it, to wonder about what her laughter would sound like?

Edited on 2009-06-13 01:32 pm (UTC)

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