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Good afternoon, internet. My name is Rian, and I am a meme whore.

Give me a character/pairing/threesome/group/whatever, and I will write fifteen snippets/drabbles/whatever comes out of it based on the list below. You're free to offer me your own prompts!

1. Morning Person
2. Drunk
3. AU
4. Crack
5. Role Reversal
6. Night Owl
7. Sober
8. Kink
9. Food
10. Sense
11. Precious
12. UST
13. Magic
14. Steal
15. Possession

*nabbed from Amry.

Help me please.