Christ. I just saw 300.
The sheer and utter amazingness that is 300.
300 ripped men wearing little more than a cloak and a man-thong.
One of the aforementioned men was the dude who play Remus Fucking Lupin in Harry Potter.
BIT OF A PART SHIFT THERE BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
I seriously found myself having difficulty breathing during the last scene, and could not speak a coherent sentence for at least 10 minuets after-wards.
Could this be a better week?
Also, Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Wii.
Link is pretty
Link is a fucking BEAST
Magic? Who needs wimpy magic? I KEEL YOU.
Link is pretty
Midna kicks pretty massive amounts of ass.
The spinner. I love that item so much. I still love the bow and hook/clawshot, but the spinner is the best new item (Though there is MUCH fun to be had with that dominion rod. >D)
Stallking. That was a beastly awesome boss battle.
Pretty cut scenes.
The scene at the end of Snowpeak Ruins. Jesus. I almost DIED from the massive amounts of AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. The Yeti couple is being all loving and they love so much that they begin to SPEW FORTH hearts and eventually and HEART CONTAINER. I mean, really, now, in my mind, true love = heart container, bitches.
Gannondorf finally looks evil, instead of like a terrorist with a cloak (seriously, he looked so...normal in OoT).
The control system is just fun. I mean, the Wii in general = win, but the controls just make the game that much more awesome. There is nothing better than realizing that flailing will indeed help you win a boss battle (if you've played it, you'll know what I mean).
I actually like the new 5 Pieces of Heart per Container thing. Don't ask me why. Adds more exploring possibilities, I guess.
The scene where you get the Master Sword nearly had me in nostalgic tears. Wind Waker did that too, in Hyrule. It's just the flashback. You spend so much fucking time on OoT, and then the other games make it seem like that entire story was just an ancient legend, and you're the only one who gets the significance of those little "Ancient" Hylian references. It's a gamer thing, I guess.
Link's pretty. You think I'm exaggerating? I'm so serious. He's so adorably pretty it HURTS. Especially after the terrible rendition of him in Oot and MM.
Link. Has. A personality. You have no idea how great this is. He still doesn't talk, but he does RESPOND to NPCS. And now he seems so much more human, and the game is just that much better.
Uh.....not enough dungeons? There's really not much to complain about, except that it's not as difficult as OoT.